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You Cannot Rest Here

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

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i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

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timelordalex:

unimpressedcats:

laughingsquid:

Cat Obsessively Taps At Anything Made Out of Paper

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

Best 2.5 minutes of a cat ever

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thegirlinthebyakko:

penandpage:

steveorogers:

why are we not talking about this.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS I DON;T EVEN

(this is 100% spoiler free in case anyone’s worried)

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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